Isn't it sad when a car rolls off the manufacturing line but never knew what oil was for its entire life until it's too late?

A shirt that was never clean and desperately tries to be dirty again.

How tragic is it when your rocking friend that you've known all your life - a best friendship turns all stiff, brittle and wooden?

Stealing batches of pies and donuts is way more fun than obeying the law!

Finally, a lone crusader motorcyclist championing the cause of other motorcyclists, in the face of a world that's got far too many cars.

Imagine a fish refusing to be eaten and not wanting to be fried somebody else's way, attempting to jump off his dinner plate and then retaliating by throwing and crashing him through his own bedroom wall!

Unimaginable things are happening down at Mechanic's Avenue, from mechanics who won't buy cars from their mothers, to landline phones being used and then their wires being cut, to cars being driven there to have wheels fitted. It's a disaster!

In a bar in downtown Atlanta, sodas are wreaking havoc, not to mention patrons and baristas running for their lives! Fantas have become the rivals and enemies of Cokes, turning on them, setting them on fire and defeating them. Eventually, one lone, injured Coke drags itself out, determined to survive but is then killed in battle by a Fanta.