I Did The Crime

VERSE 1

I, I got a new life, you would hardly recognize me,

I'm so glad, why would a person want a crime-free life,

Why do I bother, that life's not the one for me,

Ooh, that's enough enough

Chorus

I did the crime, I stole a batch of pies, I did the crime,

Cops are demanding without understanding,

I did the crime, I stole a batch of pies,

I did the crime, no cop's gonna drag me up,

To get me into a jail where I belong,

That's not where I belong!

Verse 2

Looking at Chase Bank,

For so many years I've wondered what's inside,

How could a building like you bring me joy?

Looking at Chase Bank,

Where I see a lot of cash, ooh,

Is enough enough?

Chorus

I did the crime, I stole a batch of pies,

I did the crime, cops are demanding without understanding,

I did the crime, I stole a batch of pies,

I did the crime,

No cop's gonna drag me up, to put me into a jail where I belong,

Jail's where that cop belongs!

I did the crime and I did have lots of fun,

And I am happy now eating all these pies,

And no more cops oh oh oh,

Chorus

I did the crime, I stole a batch of pies,

I did the crime, no cop's gonna drag me up,

To put me into a jail where I belong

(I did the crime, I did the crime)