My Coke Is On Fire

In a bar, in from the street,

Bought a Coke, took my chances,

Popped a bottle but it blasted my feet,

I'm a man who took that and survived,

So many times, it happens too fast,

You drink your soda and worry,

Just take your shelter when those Cokes come flying,

You must be bulletproof to survive,

'Cause these Cokes are on fire, lit like dynamite,

Blasting out like volcanos full of lava,

And the last known barista smelt

propane just last night, he was running away while

screaming: "My Coke was on fire!"

Facing us, an army of Cokes,

Lookin' tough, they are thirsty,

They got the rifles chase us out to the street,

They will kill, they've the skill to survive,

'Cause these Cokes are on fire, lit like dynamite,

Blasting out like an oven full of lava,

And the last known barista smelt propane just last night,

And he said to his doctor screaming: "My Coke was on fire!"

Soda pop, blasted the top,

Hit a man, he was sorry,

Wrecked a Wendy's, now it's not gonna stop,

Just a Coke and it's will to survive.

It's a Coke catching fire, but it's still gonna fight,

Risin' up facing Fantas as its rival,

But this one can of Fanta won the battle last night,

And he's watching them Cokes while he says: "I'll set 'yooze' on fire!"