Mechanic's Avenue

Oi(oi, oi)

Oi (oi, oi!)

Now on the road, there are breakdowns,

And, and a lots of fix to be done,

They don't have engines for running,

And, and I blame that theft on my son,

WE GONNA TOW THEM TO MECHANIC'S AVENUE,

AND THEN WE JACK THEM HIGHER,

(OH) THEY'RE GONNA RUST DOWN AT MECHANIC'S AVENUE,

AND THEN WE WELD TOGETHER,

Oiling so hard like a plumber,

Too painful to kneel on my knees,

You made me rust, I abhor ya,

Smashed because of them kids,

WE GONNA EAT GREASE AT MECHANIC'S AVENUE,

AND THEN WE PUMP MY TIRE,

WE GONNA EAT GREASE AT MECHANIC'S AVENUE,

AND THEN WE SPIKE MY TIRE,

You cannot fix you grease monkey,

Won't buy cars from your Mum,

She got them from your train station,

I won't ever get them to run,

WE GONNA TOW THEM TO MECHANIC'S AVENUE,

AND THEN SET THEM ON FIRE,

OH, NO WE GONNA FEED STRAYS ON MECHANIC'S AVENUE,

SO THEY WILL YOWL MUCH LOUDER,

OH, OUT IN THE STREET,

WITH DIRTY FEET,

OUT IN THE DAYTIME,

FLYING MY KITE,

WE GONNA USE THEIR PHONE - MECHANIC'S AVENUE,

AND THEN WE'LL CUT THE WIRE,

(OH) I'LL DRIVE MY CAR DOWN TO MECHANIC'S AVENUE,

TO GET ITS MISSING TIRES!